flying lessons

So after weeks of mummy saying 'flying lessons for the baby' I feel no closer to being able to fly. From the first time i saw those crazy looking people swimming in the pond at the park I wanted to be able to move like they do so when mummy started holding me above her head i tried to flap my arms like they do. I even have a green jumper now that looks a little like their skin. They seem to be a different shape to me though and when mummy throws bread to them they don't talk like us. I tried to ask them questions to find out more but they seemed a little hesitant to respond.